Uranus

Uranus

It’s like the celestial body: Once you know it’s there you’ll never have to know it’s there, but you can never unknow it!

I am a bit of a completionist. And since the times game designers (and computer hardware) reached the point where realism finally became more than just an endorsement buzzword I have been waiting for game characters to proudly sport an anus. Well, there you are – thanks not least to CDPR we finally have sightly genitals, but designers of this world obviously see no real benefot in adding emunctory organs since those have no obvious use in-game.

Since you kindly ask: I felt a bit amputated running around with my gorgeous female fight machine knowing that where the universe in its wisdom saw the need for The Orifice Nobody Ever Speaks About there was only smooth uninterrupted pixel skin.

No more.

Thanks to the invaluable work of all those wonderful modders and modderesses I was able to rectify the oh too humanly mishap and put a hole where the sun do not shine.

If you want it, download it, unzip it, put it in your CP77 game folder under archive – pc – patch and lo and behold: an anus!

This is my very first texture edit so those who really CAN mod probably look at this with mild amusement, but I like it. It completes me.

I also found some photographs of vulvas that were aesthetically pleasing to my eyes and to my female V so I swapped this texture part with my own – normal and spec map for this part of my mod are work in progress, I gotta find a way to streamline the process for myself. PS can be a real PITA.

I also did some pixel work at the nipples to pronounce their gorgeousness, but at this moment in time (v1.0) the effect is almost so subtle as to be virtually non-existent. Maybe I will get to this in the near future.

I want to thank those who cooked up the wonderful CP77Tools, the equally wonderful PDF named “CP2077_Face_Body__Hand_Texture_Mod_Tutorial” and all the friendly and exceptionally talented folks at those CP77 modding Discord channels! I hope one day to be recognised as “The Anus Guy”. Or maybe not.